Ever fantasized about a lunch lady who serves more than just sloppy joes? Meet Pretend, or as her username suggests, pretendlunch, straight outta Lunch Lady Land, USA. At 38, she’s not just slinging mashed potatoes; she’s dishing out fantasies you never knew you needed.
She’s got that natural look down pat, and when I say natural, I mean she proudly flaunts every inch of her body hair like she’s the queen of the jungle. If you’re into that au naturel vibe, she’s got you covered. And let’s not forget her fiery redhead charm—it’s like she’s got a permanent “do not mess with me” sign on her forehead, and honestly, I’m here for it.